floralmichael:

Still waiting to be one of those cool blogs that people are afraid to talk and they get like a billion asks and stuff and people just genuinely love them

(Source: pizzamuke)

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

(Source: ldrsociety)

Nicki Minaj attends ‘The other woman’ premiere

(Source: all-nickiminaj)

The road so far…

cumber-kitty:

cumber-kitty:

cumber-kitty:

image

beautifulliesandrockbottom:

wilbr:

In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of the Earth.

You’re next.

nahshaw:

what the fuck are school friends good for other than to ignore the shit out of you and then bitch you out for hanging out with other people

alpacalypse:

i went to the url mypoop.tumblr.com and i don’t know how i didnt see that coming 

whythatwhore:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

oh my god

(Source: uglierer)

shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

(Source: lordhazz)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

pussy-on-da-chain-wax:

2damnfeisty:

lilbigmeech:

If this ain’t bout true as hell

Some of y’all will grow up to be this auntie.

my mom….

briecheesie:

nathanielfick:

anthony mackie is a gift to this world and i will hear nothing against it

#this is the best interview i’ve ever seen in my entire life

(Source: prewars)